who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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