My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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