I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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