As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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