Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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