she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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