i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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