Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You ate ashes out of my bong
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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