She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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