why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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