dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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