I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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