And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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