This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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