Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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