Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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