Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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