butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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