Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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