the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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