I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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