nut hugger
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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