We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
