I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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