Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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