the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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