eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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