I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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