You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
