He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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