so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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