a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Holy shit dude........stairs
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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