Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Come share oat with me in your robe
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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