Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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