I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need water and some morals
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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