Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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