i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
