i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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