you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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