i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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