okay pat passed out under dana's car
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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