is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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