What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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