My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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