ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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