your thong is hanging out like whoa
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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