Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter