If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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