Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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