Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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