I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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