Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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