I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm passing your future prison.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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