Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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