The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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