And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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